You have the Cutest Baby I have Ever Seen in my Life

Ha! We went to the grocery store like 4 days ago and the cashier said that. We get that alot. I cant help but wonder if Brad and Angelina's baby somehow got mixed up with mine?

Poor Stewie was sick today. I dont know with what. He was just screaming unconsolably all afternoon. I gave him tummy stuff. Then tylenol. (could be teething) He slept for a few min in the swing and started whaling again. I put him in the sling. Cried louder. I took him outside. It freaked him out. Tried laying him down. He was so gassy his legs almost didnt hit the crib the whole time he was in there.
I think he is constipated. Didnt have any juice yesterday and only bananas for fruit. I guess they tend to clog babies up. I thought they helped get you moving but I guess not.
So I went online and looked up some massages and exercises to get his gas out. But that seemed to just piss him off more. So I made a bottle of juice and started to feed him. Two sips later he was out.
Then of coarse I get the bright idea to ask his daddy to hold him. I promise he wont wake up just take him off me cuz i have to pee.
Well about 2 hours of screaming later, we went for a car ride.
He didnt want his bottle tonight. Just wanted bedtime.
Poor kid. What the hell am I doing wrong?
We got some size 3 diapers today. Also had to loosen the car seat straps. If nothing else is right with the boy, hes sure growing well.