EEK! A MOUSE!

You know, even the toughest man becomes a little girl when something scares the shit outta him.
Here's the convo:
him: Hey theres no hot water
me: Ok check the water heater
him: OH MY GOD
me: what what what??!!!
(door slams, dog runs passed me looking scared)
me: (at the door) Hunny are you ok? Is it leaking???
him: (opening door) i saw a mouse
me: OH MY GOD you friggen girl! I thought the house was gonna fuckin explode!!!